The Holy King-ruled Kinger of Tilonian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kinger with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.324 billion Kingerss are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pillow Fort. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kinger economy, worth 768 trillion Insect Collections a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,657 Insect Collections, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Kinger's window to draw attention to their issues, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, huge explosions in the sky are a daily occurrence in the cities, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime is pervasive. Tilonian's national animal is the Insect, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Insect Collecting.

Tilonian is ranked 46,410^th in the world and 3^rd in Vulture of War for Most Authoritarian, with 1,873.29 milliStalins.