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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,609thMost Influential: 3,380thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,652nd
The Royal County of
Iron Fist Socialists
The Woods Prevail
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
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Three Creeks

Population4.046 billion

CapitalFort Cedar
LeaderCount Paul

Currencyacorn
Animalstag

The Royal County of Three Creeks is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Count Paul with an iron fist, and notable for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.046 billion Creekish are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Cedar. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Creekish economy, worth 298 trillion acorns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 73,686 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, hospitals in Three Creeks are too busy serving the needs of Forest to see Creekish, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Three Creeks's national animal is the stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Three Creeks is ranked 46,046th in the world and 43rd in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring 59.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,609thTop
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Most Influential: 3,380thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,652ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,207thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,529thBest Weather: 4,538thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,963rdMost Pacifist: 6,401stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,426thNicest Citizens: 8,229thMost Cultured: 9,118thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,749thHighest Food Quality: 10,755thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,045thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,902ndMost Income Equality: 12,804thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,848thMost Inclusive: 14,011thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 16,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,670thHighest Drug Use: 26,188thSafest: 26,484thLargest Governments: 27,823rdHealthiest Citizens: 29,413th
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Highest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the region

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