The Commonwealth of Thouger Spaxtocria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.646 billion Thouger Spaxtocrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Thouger Spaxtocrian economy, worth 495 trillion Dalins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,517 Dalins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 274,027 per year while the poor average 2,665, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, the tenet of free speech is held dear, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, and Crocodile is one of the most popular forenames in Thouger Spaxtocria. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Thouger Spaxtocria's national animal is the Crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Thouger Spaxtocria is ranked 226,523^rd in the world and 759^th in Chicken overlords for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 866.69 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.