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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,467thBest Weather: 3,630thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,684th
The Lore of
Left-wing Utopia
Thou Shalt Go Forth And Fornicate With Thyself
Ebeziah Muji
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Thneedtown

Population19.982 billion

CapitalZirotler
LeaderEbeziah Muji
FaithNine Divines

CurrencyGekan
AnimalTotar

The Lore of Thneedtown is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ebeziah Muji with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.982 billion Thneedans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zirotler. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thneed economy, worth a remarkable 2,372 trillion Gekans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,731 Gekans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Ebeziah Muji is a silly poophead, candidates make campaign speeches at the funerals of former rivals, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thneedtown's national animal is the Totar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nine Divines.

Thneedtown is ranked 169,738th in the world and 3,597th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 101.69019880712 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 155th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 220th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 226th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 265th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 418th in the regionSafest: 421st in the regionNicest Citizens: 439th in the regionMost Pacifist: 439th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 476th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 485th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 489th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 492nd in the regionMost Cultured: 510th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 521st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 531st in the regionLargest Populations: 544th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 622nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 654th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 657th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 672nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 802nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 836th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,021st in the regionLargest Governments: 1,029th in the region

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