The Federal Republic of Thesterfall is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marlon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.965 billion Thesterfallians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertown. The average income tax rate is 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Thesterfallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,759 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 252,609 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, Marlon's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thesterfall's national animal is the snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Thesterfall is ranked 44,260^th in the world and 141^st in Europe for Nudest, with 214.75 cheeks per square mile.