The Covert Republic of Theratises is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by General Tsvelya Drogazna with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.607 billion Theratisesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Command Zone. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Theratisesian economy, worth 823 trillion THS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,752 THS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got, General Tsvelya Drogazna's perky ego is the talk of the town, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theratises's national animal is the EAGLE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Theratises is ranked 249,510^th in the world and 3^rd in THERATISES for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -2.83 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.