The Food Chain Diagram of Theobaldia is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 890 million Theobaldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Theobaldia City. The average income tax rate is 42.8%.

The very strong Theobaldian economy, worth 50.6 trillion Theobuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,842 Theobuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many are questioning Leader wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Theobaldia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theobaldia's national animal is the Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Theobaldia is ranked 140,138^th in the world and 74^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.98 law-abiding acts per hour.