The Empire of Theleesia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 342 million Theleesish have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harsingen. The average income tax rate is 61.7%.

The strong Theleesish economy, worth 22.4 trillion Sias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,393 Sias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, and the recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theleesia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theleesia is ranked 134,991^st in the world and 8^th in Neptunia for Most Conservative, scoring 62.18 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.