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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,643rdMost Patriotic: 14,785th
The Sad of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Sad, Sad, Sad :(
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Thelandofsadsadsad

Population3.489 billion

CapitalSad

CurrencySad
AnimalSad

The Sad of Thelandofsadsadsad is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.489 billion Thelandofsadsadsadians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sad. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Thelandofsadsadsadian economy, worth 428 trillion Sads a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,791 Sads, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases, and strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thelandofsadsadsad's national animal is the Sad, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thelandofsadsadsad is ranked 81,499th in the world and 93rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 593.76265471388 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,643rdMost Patriotic: 14,785thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,845thLargest Mining Sector: 18,898thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,964thLargest Black Market: 20,698thMost Developed: 23,041stMost Inclusive: 25,847th
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Most Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 21st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, binoculars sales are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Thelandofsadsadsad, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.

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