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Nudest: 1,272ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,235th
The Colony of
Father Knows Best State
I will do what I must
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Thedzoa

Population952 million

CapitalThed

Currencyeuro
Animalwolf

The Colony of Thedzoa is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 952 million Thedzoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thed. The average income tax rate is 36.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Thedzoan economy, worth 101 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,235 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Landfills fill the land, homophobia is off the menu, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thedzoa's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Thedzoa is ranked 1,272nd in the world and 1st in Pacific Islands for Nudest, with 1,210.5 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Nudest: 1,272ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,904thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,235thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,503rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,575thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,129thLargest Retail Industry: 11,006thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 13,800thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,645thMost Pacifist: 14,760thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,883rdMost Inclusive: 17,385thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,475thLargest Black Market: 20,844thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,129th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thedzoa resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, landfills fill the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Thedzoa, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Thedzoa's influence in Pacific Islands rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Thedzoa endorsed The Republic of Hame on a tank.
  • : Thedzoa relocated from Shinka to Pacific Islands.
  • : Thedzoa was endorsed by The Pikathink of Free Las Pinas II.

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