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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 483rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 522nd
The Allied Conglomerates of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We violate WA laws
the Executive Committee
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Yeetusa

Population3.341 billion

CapitalTelmania
Leaderthe Executive Committee

CurrencyYeetusan Credit
AnimalYeetusa Crocodile

The Allied Conglomerates of The Yeetusa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by the Executive Committee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.341 billion Yeetusans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telmania. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeetusan economy, worth 872 trillion Yeetusan Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 261,145 Yeetusan Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat, and seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. The Yeetusa's national animal is the Yeetusa Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Yeetusa is ranked 1,116th in the world and 18th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 10,406.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 483rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 522ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 765thMost Corrupt Governments: 810thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,116thMost Avoided: 1,209thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,649thMost Influential: 2,882ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,112thRudest Citizens: 3,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,827thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,189thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,983rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,091stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,912thNudest: 7,594thMost Efficient Economies: 7,861stLargest Governments: 8,615thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,191stMost Secular: 11,749thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,264thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,393rdHighest Economic Output: 21,613thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,534th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : The Yeetusa was endorsed by The Empire of Apermania.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Yeetusa, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : The Yeetusa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
  • : The Yeetusa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Native Prairies and Grasslands".
  • : The Yeetusa lodged a message on the Confederation of Corrupt Dictators Regional Message Board.

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