The Community of The Woodland Crows is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.463 billion Woodland Crowsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Woodland Crowsian economy, worth 623 trillion Twigs a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,026 Twigs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,884 per year while the poor average 9,706, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, military spending is on the increase, and a government program is underway to revitalize The Woodland Crows's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Woodland Crows's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Woodland Crows is ranked 292,550^th in the world and 11,113^th in Chicken overlords for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 484.8 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.