The Dictatorship of The White Dictators is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimir Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.459 billion White Dictatorsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Bragg. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient White Dictatorsian economy, worth 655 trillion Chairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,052 Chairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The White Dictators's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The White Dictators is ranked 73,563^rd in the world and 3,013^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,397.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.