The West Pacific Master Dispatch
Population | 2.987 billion |
Capital | Cathedral of the Guardians |
Leader | Dilber |
Faith | Western Orthodoxy |
Currency | Snarkmark |
Animal | Platypus |
The Impeccably Arranged Snark of The West Pacific Master Dispatch is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dilber with an iron fist, and renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.987 billion West Pacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathedral of the Guardians. The average income tax rate is 14.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The West Pacifican economy, worth 156 trillion Snarkmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,506 Snarkmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, Dilber has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Dilber is the self-declared God of all The West Pacific Master Dispatch. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The West Pacific Master Dispatch's national animal is the Platypus and its national religion is Western Orthodoxy.
The West Pacific Master Dispatch is ranked 118,480th in the world and 3,160th in the West Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 403.43 Tourists Per Hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch updated the World Factbook entry in The West Pacific.
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch published "The Western Post - January 2021 DRAFT" (Bulletin: News).
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch altered its national flag.
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch updated the World Factbook entry in The West Pacific.
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch published "The Western Post - December 2020 - DRAFT" (Bulletin: News).
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch changed its national animal to "Platypus".
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch altered its national flag.
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The West Pacific Master Dispatch lodged a message on the The West Pacific Regional Message Board.