The Nomadic Peoples of The Utes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bender - First of His Name with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.343 billion Utesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gambiniland. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Utesian economy, worth an astonishing 12,097 trillion Invisible Sanddollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 740,208 Invisible Sanddollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Bender - First of His Name can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, edutainment video games are taking The Utes's students to the next level, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", and the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Utes's national animal is the Robert, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Lack Thereof.

The Utes is ranked 341,345^th in the world and 14^th in Hollow Point for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.73 law-abiding acts per hour.