The High-tech Republic of The United Oceanian Isles is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Beylke Dirk with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.078 billion United Oceanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Islesla. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong United Oceanian economy, worth 491 trillion Oceanian Dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,479 Oceanian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, the newest shade developed by The United Oceanian Isles's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange', blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered United Oceanian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The United Oceanian Isles's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Multiple religions.

The United Oceanian Isles is ranked 55,975^th in the world and 4^th in Lyrali for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.65 law-abiding acts per hour.