| Population | 27.394 billion |
| Capital | The United Capital of Adam City |
| Leader | Adam Blue |
| Faith | The Church of All |
| Currency | Blue Bill |
| Animal | genetically engineered war falcon |
The Benevolent Dictatorship of The United Capital of Adam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adam Blue with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 27.394 billion Bastards enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The United Capital of Adam City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient a TUCOAN economy, worth a remarkable 8,665 trillion Blue Bills a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,333 Blue Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Capital of Adam's national animal is the genetically engineered war falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of All.
The United Capital of Adam is ranked 4,632nd in the world and 11th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 85.77 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury.
- : The United Capital of Adam was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, there's a hole in the heart of every a TUCOAN city.
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, The United Capital of Adam's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
- : Following new legislation in The United Capital of Adam, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 11 » 
Atsvea, 
McClandia Doge 2, 
Ownzone, 
York Zionia, 
Furilisca, 
Dwardossa, 
Zerphen, 
The Realizer, 
Garbelia, 
Democratic Republic of Cacusia, and Psuke.
