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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,917thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,399th
The Wrong Spelling of
Father Knows Best State
Imposter!
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The true feel lands

Population4.733 billion

CapitalUFL Copycat City
LeaderUFL Copycat Leader
FaithuFLism

CurrencyUFL Franc
AnimalUFL Frog

The Wrong Spelling of The true feel lands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by UFL Copycat Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, national health service, and remarkably easy parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.733 billion true feel landsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UFL Copycat City. The average income tax rate is 67.1%.

The frighteningly efficient true feel landsian economy, worth 551 trillion UFL Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,580 UFL Francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

People faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, edutainment video games are taking The true feel lands's students to the next level, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The true feel lands's national animal is the UFL Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is uFLism.

The true feel lands is ranked 146,294th in the world and 221st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 12.79 missed references per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,917thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22,399thLargest Black Market: 22,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,965thBest Weather: 26,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,363rdMost Patriotic: 29,531stMost Subsidized Industry: 29,825th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, edutainment video games are taking The true feel lands's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's.
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, billions of UFL Francs are spent to take high-quality photos of the UFL Frog Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, The true feel lands is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : The true feel lands was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in The true feel lands, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.

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