The Commonwealth of The Susan Company TM is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.888 billion Susan Company TMians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Susan Company TMian economy, worth 561 trillion SusanCoin TMS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,254 SusanCoin TMS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,122 per year while the poor average 2,868, a ratio of 107 to 1.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Susan Company TM's national animal is the Buisness Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Susan Company TM is ranked 99,399^th in the world and 809^th in Chicken overlords for Most Secular, with 17.37 Atheism Rate.