The Eternal Union of The Southern Ice States is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Eagle population. The hard-working population of 2.277 billion Icers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Ice economy, worth 99.5 trillion Devonian Aiers a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 43,685 Devonian Aiers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Southern Ice States's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Southern Ice States is ranked 124,325^th in the world and 1,826^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,386.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.