The What is this I dont even of The South Polish Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.505 billion South Polish Unionians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped South Polish Unionian economy, worth 235 trillion Bottles of wódka a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Retail. Average income is 27,680 Bottles of wódka, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The South Polish Union's national animal is the generic animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The South Polish Union is ranked 101,828^th in the world and 10^th in Slavija for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.63 law-abiding acts per hour.