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Nudest: 3,357thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,319thMost Authoritarian: 9,413th
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The socialist republic of Sao Paulo

Population1.648 billion

CapitalHavana City

CurrencyRenminbi Brazilian
AnimalRussian Bear

The Republic of The socialist republic of Sao Paulo is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.648 billion Socialist Federativ Republic of São Pauloes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana City. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped socialist republic of Sao Pauloan economy, worth 63.9 trillion Renminbi Brazilians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,751 Renminbi Brazilians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The practice of capital punishment proves divisive, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and property values in suburbs have nosedived after the middle class were forced to live next door to ethnic minorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The socialist republic of Sao Paulo's national animal is the Russian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The socialist republic of Sao Paulo is ranked 74,396th in the world and 447th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,128.51 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Nudest: 3,357thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,319thMost Authoritarian: 9,413thTop
Most Pacifist: 13,264thMost Primitive: 13,613thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,541stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,806thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,663rdMost Conservative: 22,892nd
Nudest: 12th in the regionMost Primitive: 26th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 51st in the regionMost Conservative: 58th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 85th in the region

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