Population | 5.952 billion |
Capital | Oslo |
Leader | Erna Solberg |
Faith | Nordic Pantheism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Reindeer |
The Kingdom of The Snowy Hills of Norway is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Erna Solberg with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.952 billion Norwegians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.9%.
The powerhouse Norwegian economy, worth 566 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,223 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.
Job security isn't great for professional roulette players, most academic research has ground to a halt, titles of nobility are packaged with Norwegian citizenship in invite-only auctions, and populations of two-headed Reindeer have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Snowy Hills of Norway's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nordic Pantheism.
The Snowy Hills of Norway is ranked 153,711th in the world and 221st in Forest for Most Stationary, with 148.2293842998 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Snowy Hills of Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in The Snowy Hills of Norway, populations of two-headed Reindeer have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in The Snowy Hills of Norway, titles of nobility are packaged with Norwegian citizenship in invite-only auctions.
- : The Snowy Hills of Norway was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in The Snowy Hills of Norway, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in The Snowy Hills of Norway, job security isn't great for professional roulette players.
- : Following new legislation in The Snowy Hills of Norway, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
- : The Snowy Hills of Norway was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in The Snowy Hills of Norway, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
- : Following new legislation in The Snowy Hills of Norway, CEOs are forced to cut coupons during important conference calls to make ends meet.