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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 830thMost Politically Free: 1,068thMost Pro-Market: 1,081st
The State of
Anarchy
Aiming
the Governor
Influence
Enforcer
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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The Smoking Monkey

Population8.851 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of The Smoking Monkey is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.851 billion Smoking Monkeyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Smoking Monkeyian economy, worth 324 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 36,663 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,265 per year while the poor average 1,969, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, The Smoking Monkey has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of The Smoking Monkey in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Smoking Monkey's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Smoking Monkey is ranked 46,980th in the world and 6th in 000000 for Most Stationary, with 934.3521103476 days.

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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 830thMost Politically Free: 1,068thMost Pro-Market: 1,081stMost Extreme: 1,125thHighest Drug Use: 2,574thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,076thHighest Crime Rates: 5,946thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,004thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,668thRudest Citizens: 10,738thFattest Citizens: 13,927thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,544thTop
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Nudest: 14,983rdMost Avoided: 15,943rdMost Armed: 20,784thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,449thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,828th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : The Smoking Monkey was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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