The Republic of The Sigometh Dynasty is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Primus with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.66 billion Sigomethians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitol. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sigomethian economy, worth a remarkable 3,240 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,207 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Sigometh Dynasty's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

The Sigometh Dynasty is ranked 6,780^th in the world and 417^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.27 law-abiding acts per hour.