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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st
The LaLaLand of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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The Sanada Clan

Population9.311 billion

LeaderLady Lala Lunalala Lalalia

AnimalFlying Lala

The LaLaLand of The Sanada Clan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Lala Lunalala Lalalia with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.311 billion Lalas are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LalaLand. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lala economy, worth a remarkable 4,840 trillion Lunis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 519,914 Lunis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sanada Clan's national animal is the Flying Lala, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lalaism.

The Sanada Clan is ranked 1,779th in the world and 63rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 6,813.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stHighest Poor Incomes: 67thLargest Black Market: 265thHighest Average Incomes: 269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 406thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 461stMost Armed: 510thMost Corrupt Governments: 602ndMost Secular: 645thMost Subsidized Industry: 673rdLargest Governments: 769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 910thMost Developed: 1,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,125thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,313thMost Efficient Economies: 1,372ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,666thSmartest Citizens: 1,695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,724thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,779thMost Influential: 1,868thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,090thHighest Economic Output: 2,138thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,776thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,980thHealthiest Citizens: 3,416thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,730thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,252ndMost Cultured: 5,694thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,560thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,728thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,608thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,396thMost Authoritarian: 10,948thTop
Most Income Equality: 20,848th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 39th in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 61st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 108th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 141st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 165th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Cultured: 298th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 307th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 312th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 511th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 530th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 538th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 585th in the regionLargest Populations: 664th in the regionMost Influential: 731st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 865th in the regionRudest Citizens: 953rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,000th in the region

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