Population | 20.563 billion |
Capital | Eggmanland |
Leader | Ivo Robotnik |
Currency | Flicky |
Animal | Badnik |
The Dictatorship of The Robotnik Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ivo Robotnik with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.563 billion Egg Pawns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggmanland. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.
The powerhouse Robotnik Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion Flickies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,572 Flickies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Robotnik Empire's national animal is the Badnik, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Robotnik Empire is ranked 29,028th in the world and 2nd in Coalition of Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,380.1253667192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Robotnik Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : The Robotnik Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : The Robotnik Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : The Robotnik Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : The Robotnik Empire's influence in Coalition of Nations fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : The Robotnik Empire's influence in Coalition of Nations rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
- : The Robotnik Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : The Robotnik Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : The Robotnik Empire's influence in Coalition of Nations fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : The Robotnik Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.