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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,039thLargest Black Market: 4,264th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
As we know, in this game, losers get roboticized!
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The Robotnik Empire

Population20.563 billion

CapitalEggmanland
LeaderIvo Robotnik

CurrencyFlicky
AnimalBadnik

The Dictatorship of The Robotnik Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ivo Robotnik with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.563 billion Egg Pawns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eggmanland. The average income tax rate is 66.5%.

The powerhouse Robotnik Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,507 trillion Flickies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 170,572 Flickies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Robotnik Empire's national animal is the Badnik, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Robotnik Empire is ranked 29,028th in the world and 2nd in Coalition of Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,380.1253667192 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,039thLargest Black Market: 4,264thNudest: 4,294thHighest Economic Output: 5,821stMost Avoided: 6,002ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,026thMost Conservative: 6,298thFattest Citizens: 6,362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,384thMost Influential: 13,967thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,069thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,093rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 15,715thLargest Populations: 15,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,849thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,811thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,850thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,496thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,965thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,414thMost Secular: 23,634thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,541stLargest Governments: 27,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,058thMost Stationary: 29,028th

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