Population | 8.86 billion |
Capital | Port Bradford |
Leader | Lýderis Bradford John |
Faith | Dáxlam |
Currency | Dáxlamic Mark |
Animal | Hashashana |
The Dáxlamic Protectorate of The River Jordan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lýderis Bradford John with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.86 billion Jordanians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Bradford. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong River Jordanian economy, worth 617 trillion Dáxlamic Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 69,663 Dáxlamic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The River Jordan's national animal is the Hashashana and its national religion is Dáxlam.
The River Jordan is ranked 160,334th in the world and 88th in Declansburg for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,616.27 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The River Jordan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The River Jordan's influence in Declansburg rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : The River Jordan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : The River Jordan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : The River Jordan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Inclusive, and Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in The River Jordan, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
- : Following new legislation in The River Jordan, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in The River Jordan, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- : Following new legislation in The River Jordan, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
- : Following new legislation in The River Jordan, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.