The Holy Conservative Empire of The Republic of Free Peoples is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Michael Williams with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.899 billion Republic Citizens are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Republic City. The average income tax rate is 43.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Federal economy, worth 192 trillion Republic Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 101,313 Republic Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Michael Williams's wardrobe, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, and the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Free Peoples's national animal is the Big Chungus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boat Mormons.

The Republic of Free Peoples is ranked 235,685^th in the world and 8,913^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 34.18 Whatever.