The United Socialist Federation of The Red Manifesto is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.424 billion Proletarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Utopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Red economy, worth a remarkable 3,206 trillion Yellow Hammers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 238,830 Yellow Hammers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at The Red Manifesto's hospitals, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, and Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Red Manifesto's national animal is the Red Sickle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Red Manifesto is ranked 546^th in the world and 19^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 193.66 law-abiding acts per hour.