The Empire of The red alaska is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 743 million red alaskans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlantis. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong red alaskan economy, worth 49.6 trillion dollar bills a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,737 dollar bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, gay couples have to travel to Brancaland to find a church that will actually let them wed, and smiling in public is seen as criminally suspicious behaviour. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The red alaska's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The red alaska is ranked 74,300^th in the world and 2^nd in Craftys America for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.