The I want Easter Egg so Green of The Potatoez is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lord Potato with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.144 billion Spuds live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Healthcare, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spud City. The average income tax rate is 41.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Spud economy, worth 101 trillion Taters a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,339 Taters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, The Potatoez Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Potatoez's national animal is the Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Potatoez is ranked 29,509^th in the world and 5^th in Amalgamated Federation for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.9 Whatever.