Population | 28.108 billion |
Capital | Imperial City |
Leader | Emperor Augustus X |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Imperial Credit |
Animal | Tarentatek |
The Empire of The Pact of Terra is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus X with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 28.108 billion Imperials are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Pact of Terran economy, worth an astonishing 14,525 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 516,785 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.
Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Pact of Terra's national animal is the Tarentatek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Pact of Terra is ranked 314,199th in the world and 18,568th in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Pact of Terra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, cub scouts are being asked to hand in their woggles as the state withdraws funding for scouting.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, behind every local dictator is a Pact of Terran advisor whispering in their ear.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, it's scientifically provable that Pact of Terran guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
- : Following new legislation in The Pact of Terra, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.