The Colony of The Oilian Armed Forces is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 568 million Oilians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oilica Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Oilian Armed Forcesian economy, worth 42.7 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 75,120 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and The Oilian Armed Forces has designated Oilica Base as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Oilian Armed Forces's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Oilian Armed Forces is ranked 175,181^st in the world and 107^th in Blue Ridge for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.28 law-abiding acts per hour.