The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-working population of 7.22 billion northern Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. The average income tax rate is 4.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,781 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, it's always rabbit season, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 118,273^rd in the world and 1,808^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 3,245.66 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.