The Constitutional Monarchy of The Nirvanas is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.861 billion Nirvanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doctrina. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nirvanasian economy, worth 244 trillion pecunias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,214 pecunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, condemned prisoners spend hours a day sitting in lotus position looking perplexed, the atmosphere in Nirvanasian boardrooms is turning more gay, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Nirvanas's national animal is the Bourke's Parakeet, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Nirvanas is ranked 44,954^th in the world and 55^th in Declansburg for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.37 law-abiding acts per hour.