Population | 7.634 billion |
Capital | Freeport Grand Abaco |
Currency | Grand Abacoan Dollar |
Animal | unicorn |
The Midnight Paradise of The Neon Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed population of 7.634 billion Neon Islandsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freeport Grand Abaco. The average income tax rate is 47.5%.
The very strong Neon Islandsian economy, worth 358 trillion Grand Abacoan Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 46,951 Grand Abacoan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, billions of Grand Abacoan Dollars are being poured into a space program, and wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Neon Islands's national animal is the unicorn.
The Neon Islands is ranked 135,010th in the world and 22nd in Safan for Most Stationary, with 236.66011242632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Neon Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : The Neon Islands was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Hayseed swamp, infecting 374 million survivors.
- : The Neon Islands was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Hayseed swamp, infecting 422 million survivors.
- : The Neon Islands was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Hayseed swamp, infecting 629 million survivors.
- : The Neon Islands was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Hayseed swamp, infecting 614 million survivors.
- : The Neon Islands was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Hayseed swamp, infecting 725 million survivors.
- : The Neon Islands was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Hayseed swamp, infecting 685 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : The Neon Islands was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The County of Grand Cay, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Neon Islands was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The County of Grand Cay, curing 1 million infected.
- : The Neon Islands was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The County of Grand Cay, curing 1 million infected.