The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rex Comitis Phil Winthrop XII with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 14.308 billion Narwhalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weblergrad Gigalopolis. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,831 trillion NRN Uraninite Denarii Chip - UDCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 197,862 NRN Uraninite Denarii Chip - UDCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, street cleaners are noticeably glum during jubilee celebrations, foreign leaders are advising that Rex Comitis Phil Winthrop XII's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tetonic Order of the Striped Throne.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 3,368^th in the world and 7^th in The United Federations for Most Patriotic, with 92.39 flags saluted per person per day.