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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,131stLowest Crime Rates: 7,966th
The Danimal Factory of
Father Knows Best State
Be sure to drink your Danimal Smoothies.
King Norman Bongo
Influence
Hegemony
Founder / Emperor
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Mongo Empire

Population2.759 billion

CapitalMongo City
LeaderKing Norman Bongo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyMongoberry
AnimalBongo monkey

The Danimal Factory of The Mongo Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Norman Bongo with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.759 billion Mongo Empireans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mongo City. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mongo Empirean economy, worth 422 trillion Mongoberries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,303 Mongoberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The Mongo Empire, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mongo Empire's national animal is the Bongo monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Mongo Empire is ranked 85,638th in the world and 1st in Lancer Fan Club for Largest Populations, with 2.76 billion Capita.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,131stLowest Crime Rates: 7,966thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,759thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,778thMost Developed: 9,657thMost Efficient Economies: 10,336thMost Devout: 10,369thLargest Governments: 10,747thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,856thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,155thLargest Retail Industry: 11,303rdTop
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Most Cultured: 12,503rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,578thHighest Average Incomes: 13,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,698thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,901stSmartest Citizens: 15,508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,918thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,625thSafest: 18,293rdMost Inclusive: 18,928thHealthiest Citizens: 19,466th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into The Mongo Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : The Mongo Empire lodged a message on the Callista Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in The Mongo Empire, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.

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