Population | 21.482 billion |
Currency | Golden Nugget |
Animal | Maltese Falcon |
The Bogart of The Maltese Falcon is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its public floggings and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.482 billion Maltese Falconians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.
The Maltese Falconian economy, worth a remarkable 1,015 trillion Golden Nuggets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,290 Golden Nuggets, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Parents are held criminally responsible for their children's crimes, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Maltese Falcon's national animal is the Maltese Falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.
The Maltese Falcon is ranked 171,285th in the world and 2,487th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 96.2341050768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Maltese Falcon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : The Maltese Falcon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : The Maltese Falcon's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : The Maltese Falcon relocated from Equilism to The South Pacific.
- : The Maltese Falcon's influence in Equilism rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : The Maltese Falcon's influence in Equilism rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : The Maltese Falcon's influence in Equilism rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : The Maltese Falcon's influence in Equilism rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : The Maltese Falcon relocated from The Watchtower to Equilism.
- : The Maltese Falcon's influence in The Watchtower rose from "Page" to "Squire".