The Legend of The Legendary Goblin Girls of Legend is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gabbie Boinx with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.736 billion Gobbies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shortstack City. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary Goblin Girls of Legendian economy, worth 185 trillion shinies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 107,005 shinies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", and Humongo-Mart's Beef 'n Dire Rat Lasagne is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Legendary Goblin Girls of Legend's national animal is the dire rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mischief and Mayhem and Mirthfulness.

The Legendary Goblin Girls of Legend is ranked 324,346^th in the world and 4,376^th in Ambition for Most Patriotic, with 0.67 flags saluted per person per day.