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Most Advanced Public Transport: 61stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 295th
The Incorporated States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
My last my everything
Barry White
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Last Issue

Population37.378 billion

LeaderBarry White
FaithT S O P

CurrencyBarry
AnimalWhite

The Incorporated States of The Last Issue is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barry White with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.378 billion Last Issueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Last Issuean economy, worth a remarkable 6,698 trillion Barries a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 179,216 Barries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, all footpaths have tollbooths, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and The Last Issue has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Last Issue's national animal is the White, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is T S O P.

The Last Issue is ranked 12,093rd in the world and 8th in Wyndia for Most Stationary, with 2,065.43463645432 days.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 61stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 295thMost Primitive: 324thLargest Black Market: 368thMost Subsidized Industry: 748thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 822ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 898thMost Corrupt Governments: 918thMost Avoided: 1,406thHighest Crime Rates: 1,496thLargest Retail Industry: 1,754thHighest Economic Output: 1,955thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,969thLargest Populations: 1,970thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,742ndFattest Citizens: 6,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,859thMost Influential: 6,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,027thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,825thLargest Governments: 11,452ndMost Stationary: 12,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,642ndNudest: 13,756thHighest Average Incomes: 13,846thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 17,480thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,840thMost Authoritarian: 25,926th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, The Last Issue has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : The Last Issue's influence in Wyndia rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : The Last Issue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
  • : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.

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