Population | 37.378 billion |
Leader | Barry White |
Faith | T S O P |
Currency | Barry |
Animal | White |
The Incorporated States of The Last Issue is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barry White with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.378 billion Last Issueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Last Issuean economy, worth a remarkable 6,698 trillion Barries a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 179,216 Barries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, all footpaths have tollbooths, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, and The Last Issue has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Last Issue's national animal is the White, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is T S O P.
The Last Issue is ranked 12,093rd in the world and 8th in Wyndia for Most Stationary, with 2,065.43463645432 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, The Last Issue has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, all footpaths have tollbooths.
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities.
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
- : The Last Issue's influence in Wyndia rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : The Last Issue was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in The Last Issue, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.