The Federal Republic of The Jewnited States of Murica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Neyanhahu with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.216 billion Jewnited States of Muricans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jewnited States of Murican economy, worth 156 trillion Jewnited States Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,788 Jewnited States Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,744 per year while the poor average 25,843, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, and kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Jewnited States of Murica's national animal is the merkava, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

The Jewnited States of Murica is ranked 42,613^th in the world and 7^th in Liberlandia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,729.34 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.