by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,250th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,696th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,891st
The New Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
E 'Otua mo e ngaahi 'otu motu 'o Tonga ko e tupu 'a e m
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Islands of Tonga

Population840 million

LeaderKalasia Tupou IX

CurrencyTola 'a
AnimalPacific golden plover

The New Constitutional Monarchy of The Islands of Tonga is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kalasia Tupou IX with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate population of 840 million Tongans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukuʻalofa. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Tongan economy, worth 96.4 trillion Tola 'as a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,802 Tola 'as, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat, there's a bright dawn ahead for The Islands of Tonga, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islands of Tonga's national animal is the Pacific golden plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Islands of Tonga is ranked 68,647th in the world and 3,728th in The North Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 37.95 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Influential: 2,250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,696thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,891stLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,902ndMost Secular: 8,087thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,639thNicest Citizens: 12,184thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,993rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,275thMost Efficient Economies: 16,770th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 246th in the regionMost Secular: 404th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 553rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 719th in the regionMost Influential: 761st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 775th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 845th in the region

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