by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337th Most Influential: 2,302nd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,794th
The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
E 'Otua mo e ngaahi 'otu motu 'o Tonga ko e tupu 'a e m
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Islands of Tonga

Population469 million


CurrencyTola 'a
AnimalPacific golden plover

The Kingdom of The Islands of Tonga is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, devout population of 469 million Tongans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nukuʻalofa. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Tongan economy, worth 49.5 trillion Tola 'as a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,544 Tola 'as, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, the same 469 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, and midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Islands of Tonga's national animal is the Pacific golden plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Islands of Tonga is ranked 140,949th in the world and 7,174th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 337thTop
Most Influential: 2,302ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,794thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,910thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 10,469thMost Pacifist: 13,696thNicest Citizens: 14,644thMost Developed: 15,577th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 256th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 375th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 519th in the regionMost Influential: 749th in the regionMost Pacifist: 762nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 812th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 268 » El Fiji Grande, The Black Cathedral, Holy Oranz, Eraver, The Rhein States, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Aenglaland, Ka Ching, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Sunto, Corfad, Kwaj, Dar es Saalam, Mzeusia, Notyoutopia, Koda-Land, Shibutani, Siwale, Q w e r t y, Minuda, Shin-Hachioji, THX1138, Bojacks and Jills, New Bremerton, Democritus, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Selfgradatude, Yarecir, Lotion Empire, The Cascade Regions, Lionia, Bayern-Straubing, Lorigia, German Holy Roman Empire, Pallaith, Montarc, Buckerino, Wineclaw, Govornia, TerranulliuZ, Spartoptia, Wooleystan, New Pruessen, Erwo Stal, Elevation, Amerian States, United Draconia, and 218 others.Newpromisedland, Shadowrik, Victoriaans Nederlands, Albacria, The United States of Romania, Sylcar, Universal State Formula, Federation Terra Australis, The Bureaucratic Territories, SORT, British Bayonet, Chamocha, Ethnon, Former English Colony, Amauri, General COE, Beasluxia, Sanjurika, ISOP, Jalyort Empire, Frances Francis the First of France, Malta Comino Gozo, Katschekistan, Pinguioris, Transyania, Giganato, Vincone Cae, Azzarel, Potatolandium, Kubrostavsria, Esplandia, Ice and Tinian, Highton Islands, Sil Dorsett, Torakuen, Cisplatinaa, Fun time land of Fun, Alcaryia, Adamanty, Alice Gardens, AGoodPlace, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Sinelona, BrightFutures, Camarthen, Western Vapia, North Bratislava, Baalkistann, Aroa, Sacrento, Yoyomayo, Moubarakistan, Yemet, Blackwood Coast, Neo-Philadelphia, Castle Federation, Gilakistan, ZimRobwe, Beladev, Democratu, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, United North American, Bananaaaaa, Habanan, Napnomadia, Jontopiary, Australis Terra, Lunallian, Lemonbiscuits, Oshonia, Californian Redwood, East Supple Lund, Wilkshire, Keelut, Velon, Uganda Knuckles UK, Elliotus, Rosewood-, Adkins Station, Atomic Industry Islands, North Armatas, Jumany, Republic of Destiny, Endorga, McMasterdonia, Snoodum, Dutch Doers, Ostrinios, Calamazo, New Lakemba, The Austro Germanic Union, Walter Jackson, Dadastan Archipelago, Republic of Dixie, SchoolHouse Rock, Abject Ludicrosity, The Gamer Party, Kasazzastan, Humptalumpta, Prydania, Omnistria, Eastern Arctic Islands, Maovale, Kuveria, Mathtopia, New Phyrreus, Fizban, United States of Americanas, Wanatah, Demosora, Warsaw-Halicz, The Empire of Bangladesh, Pleroma Sans Romans, Necromonia, Papika, Cloydicia, Dercia, Machendel, Analomink, The Iron Lions, Maott, Plumas, Detrivania, The Notorious Mad Jack, Amerikako Estatu Konfederatuak, Zumlandia, Yummy Blubber, Caucasusians, Kobagia, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Diodone, Ecronentia, Xagill, Lectionstan, Panama Coalition, Jefffliu, Cyrenayca, Gladio II, The Realm of Dorne, Valhalla123, Trampolino, Haram Reich, Unsophisticate, Upper Theigiestanticiania, Sheldanada, Helix Labs, Bearical, Stat Artha, Ostrolia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Elgaland-Vargaland, Australiland, Kalimora Aire, Kanerland, Wunderstrafanstalt, Hong Kong Empire, United States of Medford, Black Templares, Azura Palatina, Konostra, Viridiann, Reylands, Empy, Xentherida, Venezuelia, Blackphir, Dreadton, United Government Of Corruption, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, New Eleria, Yukti, Outer Egorniand, Ham Federation, Joodey, SillyString, Phualand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kulgatha, The Windmilluminati, Ethereal Expanse, Pasargad, Marxist Luxembourg, Fengate, Liber-lando, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Paradisia Heavenlonia Stralisian Union, COCONUT-CITY, Surikatia, Alunya, Ainsworth, Rwekazaland, Ozstan, Steraz, Hesterin, Wallis Island, Bridgett, Atain, Crown Isles, The Serdey Islands, Sunaiya, Dinoium, Lasaland, Wagnernia, Ieprus, New Trisone, New Chilokver, Suicidistan, Ricemilk, Get Away From Me, Aningem Atron, Union of Austria-Hungary, Drathtank, Halcon siveriano, National Goats, and 1 very fast endotarter.

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