Population | 8.656 billion |
Capital | Crossoveripolis |
Leader | Waldemar Rochester |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Crossoverian Rial |
Animal | Opossum |
The Velayati Republic of The Imagination Animals is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Waldemar Rochester with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.656 billion Crossoverians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crossoveripolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Crossoverian economy, worth a remarkable 2,463 trillion Crossoverian Rials a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 284,579 Crossoverian Rials, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, airport security is provided by private companies, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Imagination Animals's national animal is the Opossum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.
The Imagination Animals is ranked 3,359th in the world and 1st in Neo Equit for Lowest Crime Rates, with 126.94 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Following new legislation in The Imagination Animals, visitors to The Imagination Animals are microchipped and must be escorted by a Crossoverian soldier - even to the bathroom.