Population | 18.954 billion |
Capital | Attila's Court |
Leader | Attila |
Faith | Tengriism |
Currency | Horse |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Great Khanate of The Hunnic Empire- is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Attila with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.954 billion Huns are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Attila's Court. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hunnic economy, worth an astonishing 11,619 trillion Horses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 613,032 Horses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,403,041 per year while the poor average 106,408, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.
The sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, Attila's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hunnic Empire-'s national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tengriism.
The Hunnic Empire- is ranked 147th in the world and 6th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 183.95 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, Attila's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : The Hunnic Empire- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, the Great Pyramid of Attila's Court can be seen from miles away.
- : Following new legislation in The Hunnic Empire-, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.