The Confederational Christmas of The Huge Golden Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HIM Louis Aleksandr with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 17.282 billion Goldish Royals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gold Atlas. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goldish Royalist economy, worth a remarkable 6,125 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 354,434 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and nine out of ten citizens of The Huge Golden Empire answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation. Crime is totally unknown. The Huge Golden Empire's national animal is the Zombi Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Huge Golden Empire is ranked 28,928^th in the world and 192^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 44 flags saluted per person per day.