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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,978thLargest Populations: 3,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,959th
The Holy Empire of
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The Hawaiian Joltz

Population31.904 billion

CapitalHawaiian Joltz City
LeaderMaui Tiber Lakaluka
FaithJoltainism

CurrencyPrimius
AnimalOmegnamous

The Holy Empire of The Hawaiian Joltz is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Maui Tiber Lakaluka with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 31.904 billion Hawaiian Joltzians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hawaiian Joltz City. The average income tax rate is 85.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Hawaiian Joltzian economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion Primiuses a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,801 Primiuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Maui Tiber Lakaluka wears an armoured gauntlet, and the Hawaiian Joltzian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Hawaiian Joltz's national animal is the Omegnamous, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Joltainism.

The Hawaiian Joltz is ranked 232,792nd in the world and 7th in Schuylkill Valley for Most Stationary, with 23.35426977548 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,978thLargest Populations: 3,571stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,959thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,817thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,190thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,024thBest Weather: 7,120thHighest Economic Output: 9,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,568thSmartest Citizens: 12,843rdLargest Black Market: 12,946thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,111thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,521stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,817thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,015thHighest Food Quality: 22,905thHealthiest Citizens: 24,229th

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