The United kingdom of The Habsburgian Dietslands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Filip william von Habsburg with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.573 billion Dietslanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Welfare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussel. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Diets economy, worth 115 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,240 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, the standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", and shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Habsburgian Dietslands's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Habsburgian Dietslands is ranked 184,033^rd in the world and 17^th in Aura for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.68 law-abiding acts per hour.