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Most Inclusive: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 97thHighest Food Quality: 114th
The Forgotten Atheneum of
Left-wing Utopia
Bigog!
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Grene Knyght

Population17.218 billion

CapitalNevermore
LeaderZombie James Connolly
FaithMarxism

CurrencyBourgeois Skull
AnimalTentacled Abomonation

The Forgotten Atheneum of The Grene Knyght is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie James Connolly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.218 billion Arthurians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevermore. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arthurian economy, worth a remarkable 5,612 trillion Bourgeois Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 325,995 Bourgeois Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, the official Arthurian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime is totally unknown. The Grene Knyght's national animal is the Tentacled Abomonation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.

The Grene Knyght is ranked 20,321st in the world and 3rd in Cinderia for Most Stationary, with 1,610.9701148118 days.

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Most Inclusive: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 97thHighest Food Quality: 114thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 126thMost Cultured: 175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 224thNicest Citizens: 250thMost Secular: 274thMost Compassionate Citizens: 300thSmartest Citizens: 301stLargest Publishing Industry: 305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 347thMost Pacifist: 423rdMost Beautiful Environments: 479thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 504thLargest Governments: 536thMost Rebellious Youth: 578thLargest Welfare Programs: 592ndSafest: 635thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 667thHighest Poor Incomes: 818thMost Efficient Economies: 850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 907thMost Valuable International Artwork: 925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,151stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,550thMost Developed: 1,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,841stHighest Average Incomes: 2,212thHighest Economic Output: 2,703rdBest Weather: 2,752ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,796thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,998thLowest Crime Rates: 5,436thMost Influential: 7,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,300thTop
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Nudest: 15,698thMost Income Equality: 18,988thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,287thMost Stationary: 20,321stLargest Populations: 21,350thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,748th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, the official Arthurian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
  • : The Grene Knyght lodged a message on the Cinderia Regional Message Board.
  • : The Grene Knyght voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » Roelandia, Aquapelago, and Petrokovia.

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