Population | 17.218 billion |
Capital | Nevermore |
Leader | Zombie James Connolly |
Faith | Marxism |
Currency | Bourgeois Skull |
Animal | Tentacled Abomonation |
The Forgotten Atheneum of The Grene Knyght is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie James Connolly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.218 billion Arthurians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nevermore. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Arthurian economy, worth a remarkable 5,612 trillion Bourgeois Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 325,995 Bourgeois Skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage, the official Arthurian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags. Crime is totally unknown. The Grene Knyght's national animal is the Tentacled Abomonation, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Marxism.
The Grene Knyght is ranked 20,321st in the world and 3rd in Cinderia for Most Stationary, with 1,610.9701148118 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, the official Arthurian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child.
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, theatre audiences often need a telescope to see the stage.
- : The Grene Knyght lodged a message on the Cinderia Regional Message Board.
- : The Grene Knyght voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Murderers Get Nothing".
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
- : Following new legislation in The Grene Knyght, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Roelandia, Aquapelago, and Petrokovia.